fivem0nths: I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.
I just want to have a day off with Dylan. I miss him.
quicksummary: Man steals some bread. France descends into chaos.
I just want to be a mommy, already.
allsunshine710 asked: So I am really sure that if I still lived in FL, we would be best friends.
lady-lyke: ladystilts: fezzingly: I feel like a rare breed of human female who does not feel attracted to Channing Tatum at all You aren’t alone. I am apart of that rare breed.
itstimetogrowuppeterpan: snap, back to reality!
Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way:...– Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write and About Me and This is What Happened” (via ignify)
Dylan and I have the most amazing, perfectly cute, perfectly sized, perfectly decorated townhouse now! It’s the most incredible feeling. We have always lived together, going on four years (give and take) but this is the first time we are without roommates, family, annoyances, and burden. We have our own home. Home. Words, in any combination, could not describe my absolute elation. This is the...
I feel so bad for my brother.
I am so in love.
One month ‘til my birthday! Yeah!
mhmdylan: This kid is my favorite.
homosassy: the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am My mom has never said that to me but, this.. Is hysterical.
It’s finally going to be just DYLAN AND MEGAN. We may have found our apartment, and we could have keys by Monday! Is this real life?
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.